Employees of the Month: Pooter & Squeak- Our Product Testing Department

Hey everyone! We thought we would introduce you to our fabulous and hard working product testing department.

Senior quality control officer Pooter has over 3 years of experience. Her professional specialties include Sticky Substance Testing, How Many Times Toys Can Be Dunked in the Bathtub Testing, and How Far Can the Toys Be Thrown Across the Room Testing.

Junior quality control officer Squeak specializes in Tensile Strength of Toys When Subjected to Prolonged Chewing. Though only having been with the company for just under a year, Squeak has exceeded all expectations and assisted her supervisor Pooter in the attempted destruction of an astonishing amount of products.

We are very proud of our product testing department, as they provide crucial data to our R&D department, allowing us to optimize and finalize our product lines. Now before you go quoting child-labor laws at us, you should know that they are compensated fairly for their time with plenty of toys and snacks, and have never filed any complaints with Human Resources.